January 2010
34 posts
txtsfrmlstnght:
(518): are you sure you’re not interested? he’s the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I have an idea..
Let’s all play the blame Massachusetts game!!!
Witch-Wife
autumn-stars:
endofmarch:
She is neither pink nor pale, And she never will be all mine; She learned her hands in a fairy-tale, And her mouth on a valentine. She has more hair than she needs; In the sun ‘tis a woe to me! And her voice is a string of colored beads, Or steps leading into the sea. She loves me all that she can, And her ways to my ways resign; But she was not made for any man,...
Butterbeer Recipe
ladidaladida:
-electricityscape:
harryfuckingpotter:
Ingredients:
1 cup (8 oz) club soda or cream soda
½ cup (4 oz) butterscotch syrup (ice cream topping)
½ tablespoon butter
Directions: Step 1: Measure butterscotch and butter into a 2 cup (16 oz) glass. Microwave on high for 1 to 1½ minutes, or until syrup is bubbly and butter is completely incorporated. Step 2: Stir and cool for...
The Archipelago of Kisses
justbesplendid:
We live in a modern society. Husbands and wives don’t grow on trees, like in the old days. So where does one find love? When you’re sixteen it’s easy,like being unleashed with a credit card in a department store of kisses.
There’s the first kiss.The sloppy kiss. The peck.The sympathy kiss. The backseat smooch. The we shouldn’t be doing this kiss. The but your lips tastes so...
New Law Requires Women To Name Baby, Paint Nursery... →
syntheticpubes:
The Onion is now officially more informative than actual news.
“By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get...”
– Socrates (via justbesplendid)
bumblebee12:
txtsfrmlstnght:
(416): He’s a firefighter, who has his own band. I’m pregnant just thinking about him.
